Good Manners
| There was this conversation between a mom and her teenage daughter as they were in the kitchen: | |
| Mom: | Did I hear you fart? |
| Daughter: | Sorry, Mom. It just escaped. You know we ate beans in the afternoon. |
| Mom: | You should learn manners. And they include being able to synchronize your fart with any available sound so that nobody will know when you fart. If there is no available sound, you should create one. Nobody will dare to smell your butt if you apply the little trick. |
| Daughter: | Okay, mom. |
| Mom: | Just to let you know as well, it is a good manner to shave the hairs at the armpits and around the genitals. Why would anyone cultivate hairs at those places? |
DID YOU KNOW THAT EATING PLENTY OF BEANS, ESPECIALLY IN THE NIGHT, CAN TURN YOUR STOMACH INTO A KEG OF GUNPOWDER. AND YOU WILL BE MAKING FREQUENT AIR BLASTS FROM YOU-KNOW-WHERE ?
Dialogue Between A Postman And A City Man:
| City Man: | Good morning. |
| Postman: | Good morning, Sir. |
| City Man: | I came to know what is going on. I moved to a new residence since over one year now. I have not received any letter. |
| Postman: | Did you inform us about your new address? |
| City Man: | Yes I did. |
| Postman: | One moment, please. Okay, I can see that. Did you check at your former address? Are you sure your letter box is well secured? |
| City Man: | Yes I checked and there is no letter. Also, my letter box is properly installed and safe. |
| Postman: | If you have not received any letter since over one year, the only reason I can think of is that nobody sent you a letter. And nobody writes you. |
| City Man: | What? |
| Postman: | Yes of course. Next person please. |
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